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Chinners stood for the Official Monster Raving Loony Party
We don't just wear silly hats, you know. Parliament regularly creates new laws that are stupid, idiotic, and just plain daft - however, we're rather proud of the fact that since Screaming Lord Sutch first entered politics in 1963, numerous Loony policies have actually been stolen a few years later by the so-called proper parties and made law. We're just ahead of our time, that's all. There are few enough daft traditions being carried on in the UK these days - in the relentless drive towards whatever it is the other parties are driving towards, the highest price that is being paid is the disappearance of humour. Believe it or not, it's actually rather important that people have a laugh. The Loony party makes people smile. It might even make them take interest in the election night broadcasts if they think they'll see some loonies dressed in brightly coloured clothes and hats. We pledge to fight this local election in Elmbridge on an invisible platform so that people cannot see the floors in our policies. 
lived in West Molesey at the time
, you could have read more on http://www.omrlp.c...
's top issues throughout this campaign were:
Polling has closed on this profile as the election has past.
| Issue 1. | We propose to rid the roads of the yellow lines, (official graffiti) painted on our roads and replace them with green lines. These will, however, only be painted on areas where motorists can park, thus saving the council a fortune in paint bills. [Report Post] |   |
| Issue 2. | We will ban the production, sale and wearing of shoes and other footwear made of coal. This will allow all resident to help reduce the carbon footprint in the Borough. [Report Post] | |
| Issue 3. | Many of our public houses are suffering due to the smoking ban. We propose to ban the consumption of alcohol in the pubs so everyone has to consume it outside whilst they are having a ciggie. [Report Post] | |
| Issue 4. | We will set up an enquiry as to why the sound goes up on your telly during the advert breaks [Report Post] | |
| Issue 5. | There is currently no "none of the above" option on the ballot paper. If there was, more people might actually express their political opinion. In the mean time, there's the Official Monster Raving Loony Party. [Report Post] | |
's responsed to your questions as below.
Question ... 'Are you people serious?' |
said ... 'Of course, one of our candidates is even called RU Serious' [Report Post] |
You can no longer ask questions as this election has past.